"Paul, The Palm Doctor!"
South Florida's ONLY Certified Tropical Plants' Dietitian
Florida Department of Agriculture License # LC118181   Renewal & Re-Certification Every June.

CELL: (954) 249-5287     E-MAIL: flapalmdoctor@bellsouth.net


WHO TO BETTER TEND YOUR PALMS AND LANDSCAPES' TROPICALS THAN A MAN WHO BUDGETS HIS OWN MONTHLY EXPENSES VIA HOW MUCH CAN HE SPEND ON MORE PALMS, FRUIT TREES, HELICONIAS, AND TROPICAL FLOWERING TREES? 100% TRUE!  PALMS = PASSION! 

THIS IS AN AVOCATION FOR PAUL, IT'S ALSO HIS DREAM OF LIVING IN AN EDEN OF OUR OWN CREATION!  PAUL KNOWS WHAT THE PALMS YOU ARE GROWING, NEED AND WHAT YOUR SOIL FAILS TO GIVE THEM!!!   IT'S GREAT HAVING AN ARBOURIST CARE FOR YOUR PALMS; I AM A MEMBER OF THE I.S.A.  (INTERNATIONAL SOCIETY OF ARBOURISTS) ALSO, BUT FOR THEN MOST PART THE LARGER COMPANIES' ARBOURISTS, CAN VISIT YOUR PROPERTY A FEW TIMES, THEN THE ROUTE TECHNICIAN DOES THE FEEDING & PEST MANAGEMENT.  HE/SHE IS USUALLY WELL-TRAINED, BUT DO THEY NECESSARILY HAVE A PASSION FOR YOUR PALMS, OR ARE THEY JUST TAKING CARE OF THEIR DAILY JOB WHEN THEY VISIT YOUR HOME OR OFFICE.  I OFFER THAT IT'S THE LATTER!  

CONSIDER THIS.   ALL GRANULES SPREAD AROUND YOUR TREES' BASES HAVE MINERALS TO HELP YOUR TREES GET/STAY HEALTHY.   WHEN YOU OWN THE COMPANY, THE FREEDOM TO "TWEAK" THE CONCENTRATION (OF MINERALS,) FOR BETTER RESULTS IS WITHIN MY JURISDICTION.  A TECHNICIAN HAS NO SUCH "LEVERAGE."   DON'T ASSUME THAT LARGE COMPANIES USE HIGHER QUALITY & MORE CONCENTRATED ESSENTIAL MINERALS, EITHER.  THE BIGGER THE COMPANY; THE MORE IMPORTANT IS OVERALL ECONOMY...THE DREADED BOTTOM LINE.  

GIVE MY CARE A CHANCE TO CONVINCE YOU THAT PAUL LOVES YOUR PALMS VERY MUCH, AND IS HIGHLY GRATIFIED BY THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO HIS PART FOR A TRULY MORE BEAUTIFUL SOUTH FLORIDA...A SOUTH FLORIDA THAT BEGINS RIGHT OUTSIDE ALL OF OUR DOORS!   THANK YOU!

 


A What most South Florida homeowners and commercial property owners don't realize (or care to know) is just how truly miserable the soil is under and around all their landscapes' plants.  The primary reason that plants fail in South Florida is that they must try to survive on our crushed, then steamrolled limestone rock (in the western suburbs) or beach sand of the eastern third of the counties we attempt to create a beautiful landscape upon.  I always tell my clients and my adult education students that the only purpose South Florida's soil serves is "to hold plants up!"  It's true!  Therefore, anyone who "feeds" a plant had better know exactly what amendments their properties' soil needs way BEFORE they commence a plant nutritional regimen. 

If the soil's fertility and alkalinity aren't improved BEFORE all else, your plants will ultimately sicken, and die.  That's a fact!  Did you ever notice how bad many trees & palms look AFTER they were fertilised??  That's not supposed to happen, is it?  Well, it DOES because the soil's needs have been ignored and the result is "chemical incompatibility.".  Unhealthy soil cannot provide a good home for your expensive landscapes' trees & other plants without FIRST adjusting its pH (alkalinity level) and improving its porosity! 
Paul, The Palm Doctor
always addresses this issue!  It is fundamental & essential to your plants' lives!

THE GROWING CONDITIONS WHERE WE ALL LIVE ARE MISERABLE!!

Think about it, fellow South Floridians!  If you've ever driven out on US 27, (SR 997) Krome Avenue, (I-75)"Alligator Alley", SR A1A, or on the Florida Keys' "Overseas Hwy" (U.S. 1)?  Did you ever notice what grows naturally" along the roadsides?  Grasses, some pines & cypress trees, and the occasional palmetto palm; that's about it, really (and not too many botanically eye-catching specimens, either.)  We want more tropical beauty in our home and business environments than "nature" provides!  Since our weather is so mild most of the year, we can readily fall in love with (and purchase) dozens of fabulously exotic palms, flowering & shade trees and shrubbery from all over the subtropical parts of the globe. 

All these gorgeous botanical specimens give South Florida its "signature" look but they do REQUIRE specific maintenance regimens to assure long, healthy lives!  Without the right care, stunted, yellowing foliage; weak root systems and susceptibility to insect infestations and/or fungal  infections are manifested.  Why do these beautiful non-native palms, trees, and other tropical plants have so many problems thriving in southeast Florida?  Because they come from lands with different growing conditions including far better soils than is naturally found locally. 

EXAMINE THE PALM DOCTOR's, CREDENTIALS

"Out West," there's the serious problem of too much moisture in a true reclaimed "swamp" that not only smothers and drowns your plants' roots, but also leaches away any vestige of beneficial minerals out of a plant's root zone.  If that weren't enough, these former wetlands' soils feature dangerously HIGH alkalinity which makes essential minerals unavailable to the plants' photosynthetic systems.  This mineral imbalance causes the plants to get weaker day by day...until death ensues, ultimately!  In the case of eastern Dade & Broward Counties' sandy soils, water rapidly leaches away vestigal minerals away within minutes after a heavy rain, taking any small amounts of necessary minerals along with it.   Many plant professionals do know to "basics" of tree nutrition...but it's doubtful that they arrive at your home or place of business with a specific soil improvement plan, customized for YOUR landscape environment.
 

DON'T WAIT UNTIL YOUR TREES ALREADY LOOK POOR!

It's far better to hire me (within 90 days) after your new plants are installed for two reasons: 1. At that time, the commencement of my services will be substantially less expensive.  Why?   Because, It's far easier for me to adjust all detrimental factors in their earliest stages.  The results will always be better when I can help to get your palms, trees and/or your shrubbery "happier" relatively rapidly in their new home: your landscape;

2. Plants usually fail very slowly and with quiet subtlety, and only a keen and trained eye notices any decline.  When a disease or insect infection occurs, its usually because the plants are already weakened significantly.  Healthy plants don't need very much routine insect spraying as a rule.  The earlier you hire me the better for your expensive landscapes' plants!  When you hire me as your trees' "dietitian and diagnostician;" I MUST MAKE SURE that your palms, trees, & shrubs are in the best conditioned soil as is possible, and that they obtain a metered amount of mineral nutrition every day.  My patented 3-month caplets assure success! 

Can a tree maintenance service technician that just spends a few moments throwing fertilizer granules around your yard, without serious plant by plant inspection (and who has a company quota of 10 or 15 landscapes a day,) do everything I do as carefully as I do, ON MY HANDS AND KNEES, at soil level?  I think not!  You & I eat daily; plants need to "eat" daily also! My exclusive "total care" technique assures the latter.

 

SOUTH FLORIDA RESIDENTS, PLEASE TAKE NOTE:

WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE SOIL ON YOUR PROPERTIES CAN KILL YOUR PLANTS; AND FERTILIZING BY ITSELF WITHOUT ADDRESSING & CHANGING THE SOIL'S SEVERE ALKALINITY WON'T CHANGE THE OUTCOME!   THE REAL "PROBLEM" IS LITERALLY RIGHT UNDER YOUR FEET, FOLKS!    THE I.S.A. SEAL RIGHT ABOVE CAN ASSURE YOU THAT MY ONLY MISSION IS TO MAKE AND KEEP SOUTH FLORIDA GREENER!    ALL AT REASONABLE PRICES!

YOU MUST PROTECT YOUR EXPENSIVE  TREES, PALMS & OTHER LANDSCAPE PLANTS NOW.

 

MY NUTRIENTS ARE PROPRIETARY AND MY FEEDING METHODS ARE UNIQUE!

I do NOT make a ring of fertiliser granules around your palms' and trees' trunks; my caplets contain proprietary timed-release soil pH regulators and multi-minerals & essential vitamins.  They are always INSTALLED about three or four inches IN THE SOIL, and tap into the plants' feeder roots (not unlike an IV you might have been given at the hospital).  And I give it for the same reason; it provides a more direct conduit of essential minerals to your trees, shrubs, and ground cover plants' nutritional uptake system (the xylem & phloem of your plants' stems!)  Going back to that famous & all to familiar "ring of food" around your trees.  Nothing makes me angrier, than to see that ring!!  Sitting on top of the soil, as it does, it gets more and more "caked up" as weeks go by, and the salt concentration increases alarmingly, right above your trees' roots.

OVER THESE LAST SEVENTEEN YEARS, I'VE WORRIED LESS ABOUT BOTTOM LINE AND MORE ABOUT SOUTH FLORIDA'S ULTIMATE TREE CANOPY!   THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY NEIGHBOURHOODS WHERE A  SICKLY TRIO OF QUEEN PALMS, FOXTAIL PALMS, OR CUBAN ROYAL PALMS GIVE AN AURA OF IMPENDING DECLINE.  WE NEED OUR PALMS TO LOOK LIKE THEY LIVE IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE, AND NOT PITIFULLY CONVEY THE WOEFUL IMAGES OF SOME SICKLY STICKS SURROUNDED BY SOD, (OR WEEDS,) WITH A FEW YELLOW PLUMES PEAKING OUT THE TOP!   THAT WILL NEVER GIVE US A LUSH LOOK!   NEVER, FRIENDS!

Doesn't sound too bad? Think again!  That caked ring of what used to be fertiliser has now changed its composition (with the help of Florida's broiling sun PLUS your sprinkler system, which just wets the ground down to a few inches.)  As the daily temperature usually exceeds 90 F., the drying accelerates and you often find that the excessively built up salts in that "food ring" are now BURNING YOUR EXPENSIVE PLANTS ROOTS!  I avoid that problem by utilising subterranean nutritional methodology.  It's not perfect, but it's pretty darned close!

CALL ME, IF WHAT I'VE WRITTEN MAKES SENSE TO YOU!
(BUT PLEASE, DO NOT CALL ME IF YOU ONLY WANT A "ONE SHOT DEAL"!)

I will not abandon your plants. Period!  I've kept them thriving (not always an easy task); I would appreciate your courtesy of a long-term relationship with them.  Your long-term business IS my financial health.  I am your landscape's professional dietician.  I am due the same PROFESSIONAL respect that you give your cardiologist, your banker, your personal trainer, or your mate.

If hiring me seems like it might be too big a hassle (and expense) for you, call the other ersatz "Palm Doctors," your grass cutter, pest control person, or your landscaper for that matter. They will take your money (and probably charge you less...for that clumping pile of caked and now toxic mineral salts.)  These are the same people that I never have seen at the yearly recertification exams for State of Florida licensure. 

If you need to save money by skimping on the landscapes' nutrition, then Paul, The Palm Doctor probably isn't the man you want!   And I have more than enough commercial & construction work to keep me busy daily.  On the other hand, if your plants could talk, they'd say: "call Paul, if you REALLY love us!" 

 

Fellow South Floridians: DO YOU REALLY LOVE YOUR LANDSCAPES' PALMS?
Only you know the answer to that, friends!   If You DO; make them happier!


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